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The Top 10 Movie Guns

What is it about Hollywood and guns? I don’t think there’s any entity out there that can create a desire for a particular firearm more than putting it in the forefront of an awesome movie. It doesn’t matter if it’s real or not, if it’s awesome enough in the film, it moves to our number one Christmas boutique gift item. We’ve covered the best gun related movies, but what about the best movie guns? Every action villain needs a nasty looking gun and every hero needs an equally if not more awesome gun. These are the guns, real or not, that either make the movie or define the action movie genre all together. As I go along, I’ll try to classify each as a either villain’s gun, a hero’s gun or neutral. Continue reading


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Things I’ve Learned While Reloading

LeePressI recently started reloading my own ammo. There’s a lot of experimentation as well trial and error to it. Sometimes I feel like a mad scientist. It’s been a bumpy ride, to say the least. Let’s talk about a few things I’ve learned that I have yet to see in a guide or book. Continue reading


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Don’t Let an Injury Affect Your Training…

wristI’m an idiot. I’m man enough to admit it. Not all the time, mind you, but sometimes I can show an amazingly remarkable lack of intelligence. So, yeah, I injured my wrist pretty bad while I was under my desk fixing my computer. I like to tell people I hurt it while I was saving a busload of school children from a horde of cannibal leprechauns. In reality, I guess I put too much weight on it while in a weird angle while I was trying to climb out from under my desk.

Now, that’s not the idiot part. It was an accident that could happen to the best of us. In hindsight, I could have climbed out differently but this was the way I had done it for 30+ years with no injury. No, the idiot part was my actions immediately following said injury: I denied it. I figured it was a cramp or maybe the result of sleeping in a bad position. There was no way something that stupid could injure my wrist! Continue reading


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The Top 5 Things They Don’t Tell You About Concealed Carry…

keep-calm-and-concealed-carry-on-21There comes a certain turning point in the lives of most gun owners. You’ll probably face it yourself, if you haven’t already. At some point, you’re going to be looking at that gun in your dresser or lock box and you might say to yourself “I want to bring that with me when I leave today.”

Some will say “nah, too much trouble”. Statistically speaking, most will say that, actually. Others, however, will decide to take the plunge and get their carry permit. To those people who have decided to jump through the bureaucratic hoops, I say, “Bravo!”

For those thinking about getting their permit, I say, “Come on in! The water’s fine!”

Before we go any further, let me make it clear that this isn’t an article on how to get your permit. I’m not a lawyer and concealed carry laws are so different from state to state that someone could dedicate huge websites to keeping track of them…and many already have. This is for those of you who have either decided to take the plunge or who have just gotten your permit.

Now, here in Florida, they make you take a class as part of the permitting process. There are a lot of other states that do that as well. In this class, they go over the obvious stuff like where you can carry, when you can use force, and more. You can also read lots of guides online like “holster tips” and “What to look for in a carry gun”. There are some things, however, that no one seems to tell you and I wish someone had told me when I first started.

These are the top 5 things they don’t tell you about concealed carry.

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Clip vs. Magazine

I’ve touched on it before but it’s time to go in depth. I’m hearing it so much lately that now it’s like hearing fingernails on a chalkboard. Hollywood gets it wrong, the media gets it wrong, video games get it wrong and even firearm instructors get it wrong. This only goes to further the problem. Should it bother me as much as it does? Probably not. At the risk of being annoyingly pedantic, however, I want to set the record straight:

“Clip” and “Magazine” are not interchangeable terms.  Continue reading


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A $100 Hunting Rifle?

I’ll say this right off the bat: I’ve always been more of a handgun guy. I don’t hunt. I have nothing against hunting and such, I just don’t do it and, I must admit, I don’t have an interest in hunting. So the desire to purchase a rifle or shotgun was never really on my radar. That’s why TJ is a writer for the site. He hunts. He loves rifles. He knows a lot about them. That way, I could stick with my handguns.

Then a buddy of mine let me shoot some of his rifles…

From that point on, I was hooked. It wasn’t about hunting, it was about the precision and, of course, the rush of that powerful of a round. So I built an AR-15. I love my AR. There was just something missing from it. It’s like…jeez how do I put this?

Ok, you know when you have a car with an automatic transmission? When you’re driving, you’re just controlling the car. You take care of the steering, throttle and brake and the car handles everything else. The way your car performs is determined by a bunch of dudes with clipboards and impressive sounding acronyms behind their names in the manufacturer’s R&D department. In fact, you could put that car in drive then step out of it and that car would go until it either hits something or runs out of gas. You, ultimately, aren’t needed. When you’re driving a manual, however, you are a part of that car. You determine how it drives. If you want to run it like a bat out of hell or hypermile it like a lunatic, it’s 100% your choice. If you put that car in 1st gear and step away, the car shuts down. It is a symbiotic relationship between human and machine.

A bolt action rifle is like a car with a stick shift. Yes, it takes more work to use it but, in the end, it’s a hell of a lot of fun.

So I went looking for bolt action rifles. I wanted something that had some great range but with ammo that wasn’t going to break the bank. I wanted to be able to customize it. Most of all, the rifle itself had to be inexpensive. The Ruger American rifle had just been announced so I wasn’t keen on buying a first-run design with 0 reviews to be found. Plus, I only had a small amount of money from my birthday (gotta love cash as a present!). Have you ever tried to find a sub $200 rifle of good quality? Let’s just say “slim pickin’s” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Then I stumbled across something in Ormond Beach, FL. It was a gun store like none I had ever seen. This place was beautiful! Waterfall out front, gorgeous interior and the prices were crazy low! Inside, there was this beat up box filled with these gorgeous antique rifles. They had Russian markings on them and the sign on the box said “Mosin-Nagant”. I had heard of the name but never looked into them. I grabbed my iPhone and looked them up on Wikipedia. Talk about an interesting history! I didn’t see a price right away but I figured, like most antique rifles, they would be expensive. Then I noticed the sign with the price had fallen into the box. It listed what you get: the rifle, original bayonet, ammo pouch, sling, tool kit , and oil canister…all for $100.

That had to be wrong. There’s no way that it could be that cheap…wait, no. That’s what it’s going for on GunBroker and other sites (gotta love smartphones). Well heck, I’m sold! Even if it turns out bad I’m only out $100 so I’m sure I could figure out something to do with it.

Why so cheap? You see, these guns were being manufactured in bulk, almost 24 hours a day by prisoners in a gulag somewhere in the Russian wilderness (among other places). To say there’s a lot of them is an understatement. We’re talking millions and millions of them. In 1943 alone, the year mine was made, they churned out 1,833,506 of them. There are so many, in fact, that there isn’t much value to them now or even in the near future.

So now I own a bolt action rifle from 1943. What now? Well, I said the rifle was cheap, but with that comes a price. I would soon discover that price…

Like any gun, my first item of business is to clean it when I get it home. This is where a new word was added to my vocabulary. It’s a word that all antique gun owners know but wish was never created. A simple noun, it became so much more. It invokes such horror and spite that it should be added to George Carlin’s “7 Words You Can Never Say” as the 8th word. I shall mention it only once, then it will be referred to from now on as “TWSNBN” (That Which Shall Not Be Named”). That word is “cosmoline”. I am sure that just by my act of typing it, there are many that shuddered and yet know not why.

This primordial goo, brewed in the deepest bowels of hell where even demons dare not tread, is used to preserve guns for long term storage. It is slathered over every square inch of a gun, presumably by some Lovecraftian type of creature whose appearance would cause instant insanity to any who dared look upon it. Removing this sludge is no easy task.

On the bright side, Ballistol seems to almost dissolve the stuff. In this initial cleaning, you will gain monumental knowledge of how your gun works because it will need to be completely stripped down and every square inch of it cleaned. As your hands, coated in this foul substance, struggle to grip any piece of the gun after only minutes into the cleaning, you will know the pains of Sisyphus.

I do not exaggerate.

After spending almost an entire day cleaning something that normally would have taken me an hour, the rifle was ready to go. Now I had to buy some ammo. I wonder if my local store sells 7.62x54R?

As it turns out, they do! Ok, let’s see how this cartridge compares to the AR roun..CRAP THAT’S A BIG CARTRIDGE! So as it turns out, this bullet is big enough to take down just about any animal in North America. This round was created in 1891 and is still in use today by the Russian military. It’s roughly 180 grain with a 2,600 feet per second velocity. My research has turned up people shooting this gun effectively past 1,000 yards. Not too shabby for a 120 year old design.

You can also get Russian military surplus ammo for this gun for a very low price but then you’re introduced to another interesting term: “corrosive primers”. The Russians, back in the day, used a primer that was inexpensive but had this tendency to leave an acidic residue inside the barrel that would eat away at it relatively quickly. It’s not like your barrel is going to be screwed up by the time you get home but you’ll want to do something to neutralize the residue as soon as you get home from shooting. Again, my precious Ballistol will neutralize said residue. There are other ways as well. Ammonia is one method. I’ve read numerous stories of Russian soldiers actually peeing into their rifles on a regular basis. So there’s a solution for you, if you’re into that sort of thing. I won’t judge. I will, however, respectfully decline your offer to try your guns. Nothing personal.

On the bright side, it looks like my gun never saw combat so no worries about urine stains on this one.

Now the gun is clean and I’ve got a hefty supply of ammo. Time to shoot it. Is it was a few months between when I bought it and when I finally got to try it, such as life. Either way, the big day came. All the benches were taken so I wound up having to shoot it standing up, which gave me even more respect for the soldiers that would have had to carry that 8.8 pound rifle in battle. (Side Note: I had never shot from the standing position before.) The bolt takes some arm strength to work. The trigger is a bit heavy but surprisingly crisp with a short pull.

The recoil, however, is something else. It’s not like my AR. This thing punches you in the shoulder. It’s good that the rifle holds 5 rounds because it takes the other 4 rounds to put your shoulder back in place after the first one dislocates it.

I’m exaggerating a little bit there.

I shot about 10 rounds just to see what the recoil was like and, as a result, there’s a nice red mark on my shoulder as I type this the day after shooting. I then slipped a Limbsaver recoil pad over the back of it and it made all the difference in the world! I would never have imagined that a squishy little rubber sock could reduce the felt recoil that much. It went from feeling like a 12 gauge to being a bit stronger than an AR chambered in .308. That is a huge difference right there. If you’ve never shot a 12 gauge or a .308 AR, I liken it to the difference between a firm punch in the shoulder and a slap on it.

All in all, it’s a great rifle and, considering the price, it should have a place in every collection.

So that’s the rundown of buying and shooting a Mosin-Nagant. As far as how to use it as a high quality hunting rifle? Keep reading…

While you can use it for hunting right out of the box, there are a few things that a factory new Mosin has that prevents it from being an awesome hunting rifle. For one, it’s heavy. It also has iron sights which, are more than usable for hunting, but many prefer a scope. If you’re willing to shell out a little bit more cash, there are some things you can do to really modernize it. First off, there are companies that make stock replacement kits. This replaces the heavy, wood stock and foregrip with a lightweight composite one. This will make it easier to carry and shoulder for firing. These stocks are relatively inexpensive and are available at many online retailers.

Secondly, if you want a scope, you’re going to need to shell out a bit more (not counting the price of the scope). The bolt design on a Mosin makes it difficult to mount a scope to the rifle but Brownells sells a scope mounting kit that fixes this issue by replacing the handle on the bolt itself with a low profile one that won’t smack into your scope with cycled. The kit runs about $50 BUT it requires some gunsmithing. The old bolt handle must be cut off then holes must be drilled and tapped. If you have the equipment to do it then by all means feel free. If you screw it up you’re not out much money. It’s not like you’re practicing on a $2000+ rifle.

If you’re not comfortable with the process, however, a gunsmith would be more than happy to do it for you and the price isn’t much (at least not in my area).

Regardless of which route you go, once you’re done you’ll have a pretty top notch rifle that could go toe to toe with just about any other rifle out there. Like I’ve said a few times in this article, the fact that the original cost is so low, there’s no reason not to tinker a bit. If you were modernizing a nice M1 Garand or something, that would be one thing. Slapping on a modern stock and cutting into a rare, antique gun is akin to painting a clown face on the Mona Lisa. These rifles, however, are just too plentiful to worry about. If it really bothers you, do what I plan to do: have one rifle that is kept original for collecting and get another one to customize.


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5 Worst Bits of Advice From Other People at the Gun Shop/Gun Show/Gun Range…

idiotsIf you spend any time around gun stores, gun shows, or even shooting ranges, you’ll hear it. Some guy will always pipe up and contribute what he believes to be pertinent and solid advice. Sometimes, it’s good advice. “If you’re finding the recoil on that .40 to be bad, perhaps dropping to 9mm will help” and such.

Sadly, there is a chance you’ll get advice from someone that may not be qualified to be offering said advice. I believe the technical term to describe this person is “full of it”. For most people that have been shooting for more than..oh…say a couple months or so, it’s pretty easy to spot Mr. Full Of It.  He is in very close relation to the Fun Shark, by the way. Some would say he’s even the same guy. 

For a brand new shooter, the urge to listen to any advice is strong. I’m here to tell you: don’t take his advice. Here is a list of the most common things you’ll hear and why you should just say “Cool story, bro” and move on. Continue reading


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Creative solutions…

46gJFI just love looking back at the progress of guns from the hand cannons of ancient China to the advanced weapons of today. You can tell, as time went by, people knew and understood the inherent weaknesses of the time. It’s interesting to see how some of the more creative (yet less engineering inclined) people thought of ways around the problems. Continue reading


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A little fun: AK vs. AR vs. Mosin…

I’m going to preface this by saying this was a forward of a forward of a forward (etc etc). I have no idea who originally wrote it and any attempts I’ve made over the last couple hours have been fruitless. Whomever wrote it, hats off to you because this is hilarious! Continue reading


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From Tacticool to Practicool: The Fake Suppressor

There’s a tendency among shooters to want the best gear, and there’s nothing wrong with that. One doesn’t walk into a car dealership and demand to see their shittiest compact, after all, and shooters are no different. For the most part, people want to outfit themselves with quality equipment, and for better or worse, the barometer of quality gear is the military. This is a fallacy for a number of reasons.

  1. Military equipment is geared toward a specific purpose that 99% of people will never see.
  2. The military has passed on acquiring great pieces of kit due to price or politics.
  3. The military makes stupid decisions.

Number 3 is kind of subjective, but if you need evidence just look at the latest fiasco wherein the military spent $5 Billion dollars on camouflage that makes Soldiers easier to see.

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The end result of this thinking is that people go out and buy stuff for their weapons because it’s “milspec” even though “mispec” will do absolutely nothing for them. A person who does this obsessively is commonly referred to as a “mall ninja.”  This is the guy who puts a long-range scope on his 16-inch AR and only shoots it at a 100-yard range.  The guy who buys a plate carrier and no plate.

And believe me, it’s hard to keep yourself from buying the latest gadgets for your rifle. They make so many scopes now!  With so many dots! Some are green and some are red! And it has RAILS! You can put a scope on top of another scope!  HOW CAN YOU MISS WITH TWO SCOPES?! YOU CAN’T! IT’S A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!!!

Then you look at the price tag attached to your new super scope, and you realize you’ve made a horrible mistake. “Two scopes?! What the &*%$ was I thinking? You can’t hit anything with two scopes! It’s a mathematical impossibility!”

“But, TJ, you condescending %&*$#, who gives a crap what we put on our rifles?” you ask. And the answer is “no one but you.” If you’re military or LEO and you live in that tactical world, this isn’t for you. If you want something because it looks cool, then nothing I say will change your mind. This new series of articles is for the people who are just getting into firearms and their exposure to what good gear is comes from movies, video games or the internet. Because you shouldn’t feel like you have to spend a lot of money for something you’re not going to use or use to its potential.  So we’re going to kick this off with what I feel is the most egregious example of mall ninjitsu, the fake suppressor.

Now, look, there is a lot, and I mean A LOT of “tacticool” gear out there, but the saving grace of 99% of them is that they at least serve some actual purpose.  I may not need a quad-rail handguard on my AR, but at least it performs a role holding stuff. A fake suppressor, on the other hand, is like motorcycle helmet made of paper mache. It LOOKS like a helmet, but when the time comes to protect my bean from the ravages of the open road it doesn’t even do a proper job of holding the pieces of my skull together for the paramedics who must now deal with the added inconvenience of finding them all.

Now, a real suppressor is a good piece of kit to have. It’s better on the ears, and in the states where you can hunt with them, you can take an animal without scaring off every other piece of game for three miles. The problem is they’re expensive and you have to have ATF’s permission to have one in the form of a tax stamp, and that can take ages. So, instead, people put a fake suppressor on their rifles, usually AR15s. It doesn’t make the retort any less loud. It doesn’t hide muzzle flash. The best you can say is that the weight of this metal cylinder on the end of your rifle helps with muzzle rise. It’s like instead of having a spoiler put on your car, you have a vanity plate that says “SPOILER.”  I’ve heard of some people having fake suppressors permanently fixed to their short-barreled rifles in order to get around those pesky laws mandating that rifles be of a certain barrel length, but sweet monkey Jesus!

Let me get this straight. You wanted a short-barreled rifle, but since for whatever legal reason you can’t have a short-barreled rifle you extended the length of your barrel by welding a fake suppressor onto the end of your gun. The end result is a rifle with a longer barrel that behaves like a short barrel (as the fake suppressor isn’t rifled).

Now call me stupid, but I think I just would have bought a longer rifle to begin with.

I’ve seen these things being sold online for as much as $125. That’s $125 for a block of metal that makes your barrel longer with no net benefit.

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But if you HAVE to get one…get the best one out there.  This one is from Spike’s and costs about $40.

Spike's Fake Suppressor

Spike’s Fake Suppressor

What to get instead

Okay, you want your AR to look cool. I get that. But you also want it to be useful. And if you’re not going to shell out the cash and time to get a real suppressor, you should probably just get a new flash suppressor/compensator. Within the same price range as a fake suppressor you can get something that screws onto the end of your AR with an actual function. And with the wide breadth of designs out there, you can get something that also makes your rifle look nice. A compensator diverts gasses from the muzzle to help “push” the barrel down as you fire, cutting down on recoil and muzzle rise. A flash suppressor hides the muzzle flash from your rifle, meaning that if you’re shooting at that damn raccoon who keeps coming up on your porch in the dead of night, you’re not blinding yourself with a big flash of light on the first shot. You can buy them separately, or for a little extra you can get something that does both, and they’re only about an inch long.

There’s tactical and then there’s tacticool. The difference between them is practicality. For the no-kidding operators out there who really do jump out of planes and conduct special operations, tactical is practical. For those of us who don’t, it’s not. It’s tacticool. It’s mostly harmless, but it can be expensive. Julius Caesar was said to have a servant stand next to him during speeches to whisper the words, “You are not a god,” into his ear as the crowd cheered him to keep his feet on the ground. I sometimes think it would be nice while I’m browsing at the gun store if my wife would whisper, “You are not an operator,” into mine.

Keep shooting.

TJ


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